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HIMYM AU: Inspired by a submission at betterhimymendings

"Ted has Alzheimer’s and that’s why he showed up to Robin’s house with the blue French horn, he thought it was the year 2005. Robin calls Tracy to come pick him up, Ted does this every couple of nights." (By Anonymous)

(via alisonnbries)

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In Bruges (2008) 43/365

After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter the instructions came through, “Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges.” I didn’t even know where Bruges fucking was.

It’s in Belgium.

(via patheticjunkies)

Nicholas Angel: Yes Mr. Staker, we’ll do everything we can. Can you describe it?Peter Ian Staker: It’s about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill…Nicholas Angel: Anything else?Peter Ian Staker: Well… it’s a swan.

Nicholas Angel: Yes Mr. Staker, we’ll do everything we can. Can you describe it?Peter Ian Staker: It’s about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill…Nicholas Angel: Anything else?Peter Ian Staker: Well… it’s a swan.